Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
did you just send me my own nude
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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