that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We named our party play list daddy issues
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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