Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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