I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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