are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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