at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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