Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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