it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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