i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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