no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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