You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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