U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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