Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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