had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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