Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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