I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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