I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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