Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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