Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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