Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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