the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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