just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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