Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
false alarm, still single
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