my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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