I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
