Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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