I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I would fuck him just for his dog
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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