have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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