There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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