So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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