I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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