so that wasnt chicken after all
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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