I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
she pinky promised me she was 18
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Text me some of your sweat
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Randomize