How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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