Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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