if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
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