Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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