I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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