Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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