So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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