One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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