All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Did I show you my penis last night?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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