whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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