its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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