This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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