I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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