Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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