Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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