ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
you would pick up someone in the library
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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