I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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