I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
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Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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