# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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