Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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