Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Vodka?
Forever.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
So I just went to clothing optional bar
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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