"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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