As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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